Girl versus Computer

It's the old quandry - if you had to choose between your girl and your computer - yes I'm talking to you petesh! - which would you choose? To narrow the field of inquiry down to something easy to remember, and like a cross between a 4chan thread a round of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, just tell me:

Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend
  1. I think I gave it a virus.
  2. I've got one.
  3. Yeah, she's about 4 years old now.
  4. I have it under my desk with my feet on it.
  5. It goes down on me all the time.
  6. (Your suggestion to solo1@eircom.net)

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