Are you a serial killer?
This man is a bad man. He is called Javier Bardem and he kills people because he likes it. I'm not going to say he does it for fun, because there's no gleeful cackling or joyful hollering upon the commission of each new murder - more a sense of quiet satisfaction, an almost smug air of achievement in the wake of a job done on time and under budget. Now let's assume you don't want to be like Javier Bardem. However, we should also acknowledge that it's normal and healthy for the average person to just get an idea into his head that he wants to kill lots of people and take over the world. To spot the difference between normal murderous impulses and homicidal psychosis, I have assembled this list of identifying characteristics. If you recognise a lot of them, you might have something to worry about. Top Signs You're a Serial Killer1. You are male.2. You are aged 18-35. 3. You are Caucasian. 4. You wet the bed as a child. 5. You were unkind to animals as a child. 6. Your father left the family when you were very young. 7. You have an awkward relationship with your mother. 8. You have fantasies of being in charge of the world. 9. You believe that your plans are constantly being thwarted by malign influences. 10. You sometimes wish you could just kill a lot of people. 11. You get sexual feelings when you think about killing. 12. You were bullied or unpopular at school. 14. You root for the bad guy in movies. 15. You find it hard to hold down a job. 16. You enjoy computer games with high body counts. 17. You find it easy to get people to do what you want. 18. The world be a better place if everyone just did what you told them to do. 19. You have difficulty seeing why anyone would cry at a funeral. 20. You were so busy smiling that you never noticed there was no number 13. 21. You just looked back to check. 22. You're laughing now because you looked back to check.
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